Just a bunch of lists

what the title says

News from this week:

1. Did something happen this past week?

2. You guys don’t understand MEGAN FOX is PREGNANT with MACHINE GUN KELLY’S BABY. We need to free women from having babies with ugly men.

3. Chiefs are 9-0 for the season and the Lions are 8-1. IF we get Lions vs. Chiefs Super Bowl, it will be Blue vs. Red (again). And for my sanity, we all know who I would need to win.

4. Leonardo DiCaprio turned 50 yesterday. Why did I type this. Who cares.

5. Zendaya and Robert Pattinson are filming a movie rn in Boston. Everybody in Boston.

6. The Jonas Brothers sang a cover of “Night Changes” at their recent show.

7. This is crazy lmfao. Tayvoodoo.

8. Nicole Scherzinger, famously the creator of One Direction, is on Broadway right now for Sunset Boulevard and I guess she is reallllly good but she outed herself as Trump supporter by asking Russell Brand where he got his red Trump/Jesus hat so you better kiss those Tony dreams goodbye. I guess she was booed at her show last night.

Lingering election thoughts:

1. I am going to stimulate Joe Biden’s economy one more time by going CRAZZZYYYYY this year for Christmas. Since my family is staying home, tree is going up. I want to buy a garland for our staircase. I also want to re-up our light up raindeer for the front lawn. I will be putting up LIGHTS. I am EXERCISING my PURCHASING power in the name of JOE BIDEN.

2. We’re voting with our dollar, ladies. Next two years (hopefully), just try to buy less. Or, remind yourself to look at women and POC-owned brands. Less Amazon shopping.

3. I just don’t think I can wear red in the foreseeable future, which is a shame. But thankfully navy blue is beautiful this time of year.

4. I’m doing much better, but AOC put out this TikTok and the comments are hilarious.

Speaking of…things I want to buy before January 20th:

1. Calzedonia tights. I need a pair for my final Eras tour outfit and they’re having a buy 2 get 1 free deal. I have 3 sitting in my cart, I just need to pull the trigger.

2. Leset Margo tee. Um it definitely was like $67 a few days ago but when Lauren and I went to the Leset store in West Village, they are now SEVENTY-EIGHT DOLLARS? I think it’s still $67 on Net-a-Porter so I will be buying expeditiously.

3. I still have my birthday gift from Diptyque but I don’t have candle money laying around anymore so I think I need to let that go.

4. Running shoes lmao. I’m going to go to a running store this week.

5. Sadly, no Ralph Lauren flag sweater until 2028. Perhaps a Polo Bear to tide me over.

Things I need to happen during my 30th year:

Call it a 11/11 manifestation list…bucket list…what have you.

1. I need to pass the bar exam on my first try next July. If I have to retake it, I’ll a) die from embarrassment and b) kill myself.

2. I would like to get a job before I graduate. I spoke to my advisor the other day about timelines and she said I should start getting concerned if I’m still unemployed in JANUARY 2026. JANUARY. 2026. GIRL…I am worried NOW. Sights still set on DC but obviously *gestures around* I imagine it’ll be harder than I intended so New York is still on the table. It’s the same bar exam anyways.

3. I neeeeeed to have like a soul-crushing, all-encompassing crush on a man this year, I’m sorry to say. I have not had like a true crush in yeeeaaaaars and I need to feel something again.

To-do list for the week:

1. Catch up on outlines. Finals are coming up soon!

2. Go grocery shopping. (I need coffee creamer, spinach, and some other vegetable. Maybe bananas.)

3. Quit doom scrolling.

There you go. Just some lists for you to read. Happy Monday. Happy 11/11.